Posted by Stuart on 8/12/2008, 7:40 pm, in reply to "Re: Amazing to see in a club last night!"

Hi Martin I too go out clubbing most weekends but I try and releive myself on-route to a club either down some side alley, dark corner of a car park and dare I say it a cemetry - I`m sure the big man upstairs will understand!! I too echo your thoughts and observations, many club/pub toilets are very substandard but i understand why as management wouldn`t pay lots of money for revellers to destroy and generally make a mess of them. The new thing I have found is to have minders in the toilets who are offering perfume, sweeping up etc....which is a nightmare. On several occasions I`ve found myself caught short and left the club to take a leek somwhere and came back, paid again and regained access. Sometimes you can blag the bouncer and tell him you gotta meet a friend outside for some reason or another and you`ll be back in 5..... The problem is much worse than what we all think and I too am contempleting making a joke out of it the next time i`m in a panic situation with my friends, it obviusoly helped with your predicament and would be something that all blokes could relate to!

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