U.K. PARURESIS TRUST: Re: OMG! Can not believe this happened to me!

I can believe it happened to you actually. I went to Cream once and had the usual problem with the cubicle / urinal thing./ The place was absolutely packed and I had a couple of failed attempts downstairs, so I was very relieved when I went to the loo upstairs and there was a cubicle free - with a lock! I sat down as (at that point I frequently catastrophised that people would look under the door and see my feet pointing the wrong way and know I wasnt "man" enough to pee in public - ridiculous eh, or so I thought).

Just after Id finished and was buttoning up there was banging and shouting sound outside, followed by a pounding on the door as I opened it to some thug in a bomber jacket. There was a team of doorstaff in there who had thrown everyone out of the room apart from people in the locked cubicles and they were in the process of actually kicking in the doors.

I watched in complete amazement as some bald oaf kicked in the door to the stall next to me and revealed an astonished little bloke trousers round ankles who they shouted at and then started ridiculing. They completely ignored me as I washed up and left.

I would say though this has never ever happened anywhere else, and the doorstaff at Cream were absolutely vile, and little short of psychos, starting from waiting in the queue to leaving at the end. I do dread club cubicles though and look forward to the day when I dont have to.