Posted by nofx on 19/3/2006, 12:04 pm, in reply to "Re: Interesting Simpsons tonight"

Did anyone watch 'My Name Is Earl' on Friday? One of my favourite shows. Anyway, Earl the central character has a list of all the bad things he's done and he's trying to make up for them. He has to cover for this guy working at a fast food place and he hates the manager. He makes him deliver some toilet roll that he 'accidently' damaged to his house. It turns out he lives in a mansion has some great cars and a hot wife. Earl can't understand why he's got all this when he's such an asshole. He thinks karma should be punishing him in some way unless he has some redeeming quality. He doesn't. He scratches someones car and leaves a note saying 'Good luck finding me' and Earl thinks, there must be something wrong with his life. To cut to the chase... They're in the bathroom and Earl checks to see if he has a small manhood and is overcompensating. He subtly glances and says, 'Damn'. He doesn't. The boss looks at him. Earl nervously says, 'Just havin' a little trouble getting a stream going.' Manager says 'Just blow on it,' (not in a sexual sense) should do the trick.' Lol, and he does and it comes streaming out. I don't know if it actually works though, lol.

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