Posted by Souwester on 29/11/2015, 9:12 am

I used to teach advanced motorcycling, one day I was given a real challenge. This client was unusual, the typical Hell's Angel facial piercings, german military style helmet. He also turned out to be the most fun to ride with. At the end of one evening ride we stopped off at some conveniences but unfortunately they were locked. I pointed out a clump of trees and said they look dry and need watering. He replied "No, with all the piercings it goes everywhere if I am not sitting down". So there it was he always used a cubicle and no-one ever expected him to do otherwise. (And no, no one checked either.)

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